Deems Regiland Mendel

Basics

Sex Male
Age Mid-to-Late 40s
Birthday October 3, 1981 [2014]
Height 5'7" (171 cm)
Weight 161 lbs (73 kg)
Sexuality Bisexual-in-Denial (♀ lean)
Occupation District Judge. Later Unemployed
Religion Barely-Practicing Protestant
Themes - Rough childhood
- Inferiority complex
- Rejecting Flaws/Lying to oneself
- Perfection versus reality

Symbolism

Motifs Fire, Blindfolds/Blind Justice, Child stuff (toys, candy), Adult stuff (beer, sex)
Tarot I: The Fool
MBTI ESFP-T (Entertainer)
Archetype The Hero
Alignment Chaotic Neutral

Conditions

PTSD
Social Anxiety
Depression
Shellfish Allergy

"Oh, Deems, you’re so smart and handsome~." - Deems to himself

Basic Info

Whiny, overdramatic manchild who brags about himself constantly to cope with his crippling self-esteem issues. His demeanor is like a 15 year old trying hard to be a "cool" adult who does "adult" things—except he's 35. Somehow, he's a District Judge (until he loses the following election).

  • Movie buff. Wanted to major in theater, but his dad wouldn't pay for a "useless degree," so he went into law instead. (He was too lazy to pay his own tuition.)
  • He's super into Hollywood and famous people, and dreams of being famous himself.
  • He both loves and hates his job. He enjoys the power he has as "the King of the Courtroom," but finds a lot of proceedings boring. Also, people keep criticizing him.
  • Extremely gullible, paranoid, and superstitious. Trusts people he likes too much, and people he hates too little.
  • Desperate for love/attention. Touchy feely. He'll place his hands on people's shoulders, shake them around, hug them...
  • Power-hungry and petty. If he were a mod in a community, he'd ban anyone who criticized him.
  • Rarely admits he was wrong, even about obvious of things. He will make the worst leaps of logic to justify himself.
  • Exudes an aura of confidence and narcissism, but is actually really fragile and breaks down easily. Cries a lot.
  • He dates a ton of women, but his relationships never last for long due to his egoism and habits of "cheating" (he thinks the more women he's dating, the better 'catch' he must be).
  • Is obsessed with being "cool." Drives a motorcycle. Wears sunglasses. Tries to hop on popular trends.
  • He's a loser, but tries his best to channel "jock" energy, making fun of any "nerd" stuff, like D&D.
  • Similarly, he embraces anything "adult." He hates the taste of beer and cigarettes, but he'll partake in these vices just because it's "mature" and "cool." He curses a lot, because he believes it increases his "age rating" (like on TV). It's probably why he's obsessed with sex, too.
  • Very quick to judge, often basing is opinions off of what people he likes would probably think.

Trivia

  • Originally an Ace Attorney OC. "Judge Mendel" = "Judgmental."
  • Loves animals. They don't insult his intellect, like humans do.
  • He's self-conscious about his height. And his age. And dick.

Assets

  • Relatively Loyal
  • Somewhat Fit
  • Has a good heart deep, deep, deep down, if you dig deep enough

Flaws

  • Lazy
  • Immature
  • Gullible
  • Petty
  • Selfish
  • Overdramatic
  • Narcissistic

Likes

  • Attention
  • Acting/Theater
  • Blockbusters/Rom-Coms
  • Chocolate/Pastries
  • Power-Fantasies
  • Making Collages
  • Singing/Playing Guitar

Dislikes

  • Being Ignored
  • Being Insulted
  • Horror Flicks
  • Spicy Food
  • Paperwork/Work in General
  • His Family
  • Pain

Philosophy

"I am the Great and Honorable (and also Rather Handsome) Judge Deems Mendel—but you can call me TGAHAARHJDM for short~."

Repeat a Lie...

'Repeat a Lie a Thousand Times...' Never getting any love from his new family and constantly being looked down on, Deems developed major self-esteem problems until he found a way out through a quote he read in a history book:

'Repeat a lie a thousand times and it becomes the truth.'

With practice, waving off his faults with lies helped him cope with his inferiority complex, but his over-reliance on it turned it into a sort of drug, making it impossible to stop without going through horrifying withdrawal that left him contemplating suicide once more. Instead, he fell deeper into his delusions of grandeur, making up increasingly ridiculous excuses as to why he ever failed at things, eventually becoming the bombastic man he is today. But buried deep under all of his narcissism lies his true personality: a shy, miserable, fragile man who just wants to feel like he matters to someone.

History

Earth Canon

Deems was born to a coddling mother and strict father, but a well-rounded childhood is the last thing he received, as they both went to extremes. His father, tired of being the breadwinner only to have his wife 'ruin' his child while he's at work, eventually divorced her and remarried another woman with similar child-rearing tastes. Meanwhile, Deems' co-dependent mother went into a deep depression after the divorce and eventually committed suicide.

From then on, young Deems was raised in a strict house, always being surpassed by his prodigy step-sister. Not used to the sudden change, and unable to handle his crippling self-esteem problems, he started assuring himself he was perfect and any mistakes he made were someone else's fault, and while it was the best coping mechanism he had, he eventually grew dependent on it.

Thus, Deems turned into a delusional narcissist, trapped within his own vainglorious castle. Cracks occasionally show, but only someone truly getting close to him would be likely to break his facade completely.

Deems' passion was always acting, though his father refused to pay for college for what he considered a 'wasted' major, thus the lazy teen went into law instead. He started as a prosecutor, and surprisingly worked up to judge by the time he was 35. The competition must've been super weak.


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Family

Regis (Father)

Deems

Deems' father was pretty strict and un-loving towards him, which has made Deems utterly hate him. While his father wasn't a good parent, Deems' hate goes farther than deserved, calling him a murderer (him leaving his mom helped cause the co-dependent woman's death), as well as a pedophile (they dated when she was 17 and he was 19, though his mom was the one being pushy with things; when younger, his dad was a pushover).

Feelings
Feelings

Regis

Regis is tired of Deems and has been for a long time. He does wish he were never born, but instead of complaining about him at every turn like Deems does to him, he'd rather pretend he doesn't exist, never bringing him up unless forced to acknowledge him.

Sakura (Step-Sister)

Deems

All Sakura is to Deems is a rival that he can never beat, and the driving force behind his life being ruined (given she's the one his father constantly compared his inadequacies to). He despises her, to the point he's a bit racist against Asians (and the stereotype of them being smart/talented).

Feelings
Feelings

Sakura

Unlike her step-father, Regis, Sakura does like acknowledging Deems' existence, hoping to best him at every turn out of sadistic pleasure. That said, outside of her petty rivalry with Deems, she's actually quite mature. Her treatment of him is an exception.

Others

Gatlin (Rival)

Deems

Deems initially hates Gatlin, and I'm thinking at some point, he screams "I better not see you in court!" and Gatlin figures it's some dumb threat, only later learning he's a judge, when he goes to court for a defamation case.

When Gatlin later tries to befriend him, Deems initially only bites because of Gatlin's money, but in time, they become actual friends, though Deems continues to play tsundere, claiming it's only because he pays for everything.

Feelings
Feelings

Gatlin

Gatlin likes Deems... as an easy bullying target, because the judge is both gullible and overreactive: a wonderful combination.

Once Deems loses his judge position, the two end up running into each other at a theater tryout, but Deems leaves when he notices Gat's involved. Realizing they have a shared hobby, Gat tries to genuinely befriend him, and they become actual friends, though Deems continues to play tsundere, claiming it's only because he pays for everything. Gat still bullies him, but is softer than before.

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Iðunn (Violent Weirdo)

Deems

Averse to pain, Deems is kind of unsettled by Idunn when she has a "weapon" on her, but otherwise, he enjoys her company, because she doesn't judge him like others. ...Usually.

Feelings
Feelings

Idunn

Idunn likes Deems because he's usually an enabler, pointing her at his "enemies." They're both pretty childish, and probably like playing physical games together (tag, and maybe some sports, though Idunn likely breaks the rules all the time).

Absit (Friend...?)

Deems

Deems "likes" Absit, because his soft-spoken patheticness makes him feel better about himself. When in a bad mood, Deems will sometimes bully him, because he desperately wants to feel power over another person, without receiving any consequences, like he would with others. He tends to feel bad about it afterwards, but doesn't apologize, because like hell is he going to admit he was wrong!

In time, Deems might find Absit somewhat relatable (they both cry a lot, and want to feel loved and protected), and might calm down on the aggression and try to be softer to him, secretly wanting softness in return. Absit might be the first person he breaks his narcissistic facade with, knowing Absit won't judge him. Deep down, they're both men struggling with emotional issues, due to troubled childhoods. He might even consider Absit a new father figure, in time. It'd definitely be healing for both of them. Ratings are based off of once they're comfortable with each other.

Feelings
Feelings

Absit

Deems is a neighbor who thankfully bothers him a lot less, aside from playing music way too loudly, or yelling at his "enemies" from his front door. Absit is still cautious around him, due to Deems' brazen personality and loudness, and is still sometimes lightly bullied by him. They might become friends later, with an almost father-son dynamic.

Zane (Weird Asshole)

Deems

On Deems' part, he doesn't really "like" Zane, per se, but given the aforementioned "compliments," he doens't dislike him either. He just finds him weird.

Feelings
Feelings

Zane

Zane finds Deems to be an insufferable loudmouth, but a potentially useful one, due to his gullibility and easiness to please through basic compliments. Zane likely sarcastically mocks him for fun, only for it to fly over Deems' head, and be proud of the "compliment." Zane could probably manipulate him into hurting Gatlin if need be, which means Deems isn't entirely useless. Zane apprecaites a useful idiot.

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Liv Rotschild (Hottie Please Date Me)

Deems

Deems crushes on a lot of "hot" women, and Liv being a pervert makes him like her even more. Regrettably for him, she mostly just makes fun of him when she sees him. He doesn't appreciate that, and can get angry, but isn't nearly as vindictive as he is with most people, because he does still have the hots for her.

Feelings
Feelings

Liv

Liv does find Deems attractive, and might flirt with him for fun, to mess with him. Normally, her friend, Gatlin, would be in on it, laughing along with her about it, or even being a fake "wingman," but if Liv wanted to mess with Gatlin, she'd pretend to be more serious about it.

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Playlist

Videos

I swear my intentions were good!

April 13, 2016: A dumb quick video that I still like a lot.



Deems' Lifelong Rival


December 8, 2017: Space RP video. Deems' rivalry with Markus is similar to Jinnai's and Makotok's, given it's very onesided and petty.


Zane/Simon Blackquill Weird Non-Canon Fusion Thing


March 26, 2019: Deems cameos; Zane is the star. Someone played Simon Blackquill in our Space RP game, which is why this exists. That, and we were making non-canon fusions of characters. Theirs was "Sebastien."


Diamond in the Rough


March 15, 2019: I might voiceclaim Zane as Jafar—or rather "toneclaim." The calm superiority with occasional angry snaps is very him. Non-canon thing with very canon-adjacent interactions.

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NSFW

"I-It's usually bigger, I swear! You must not be good enough for me to reach my full potential! It's YOUR fault!"

Adultery/Cheating Vanilla Begging Romance/Affection Spooning

Basic Info

  • Biromantic Bisexual in denial (♀ lean)
  • Flaccid: 3.5" (8.9 cm) | Erect: 5.8" (14.7 cm). Uncircumcized.
  • Inexperienced
  • Position: Sub, but claims he likes Domming.

Trivia

  • He talks a bit game and acts like he's super kinky and degenerate, but in reality, he's pretty soft and vanilla. Porn, as well as generalized toxic masculinity, has ruined his brain, making him think he has to be into lots of kinky things if he wants to fit in/be respected.
  • He has a minorly-above-average dick, but due to porn, he's super self-conscious. He'll often make excuses for its size. "It's usually bigger. It must be that you're not hot enough. Yeah. Not my fault."
  • He'll often stuff his pants, to look bigger.
  • Deems isn't particularly competent in bed, due to performance anxiety. He often chickens out before sex starts, frequently before even his underwear comes off. He'll make up excuses as to why it's not his fault. Despite this, he'll whine about how he doesn't get as much sex as he wants/deserves.
  • He's big into adultery/cucking, because it makes him feel super important and special. They already have a partner, yet they're doing stuff with him? Damn! He must be incredible!

Preferences

General


  • Vanilla Sex: At the end of the day, he just wants simple love, and vanilla sex takes out a lot of the stress kinks might have.
  • Body Worship: Love him. Love his body. Worship him like the god he wants to be. He's less interested in "giving" Body Worship to men. For men, it's more like a 3.
  • Teasing: Only with partners he feels a connection with. Otherwise, he hates being teased, and would prefer insulting his partner over teasing.
  • Teacher/Student Roleplay: He prefers being the Student. He always fantasized about a teacher wanting him... He'd be fine with being the Teacher too, especially if discipline was involved.


Giving

  • Adultery/Cucking/Cheating: His low self esteem makes him really want to feel special, and someone cheating on their partner with him/cucking them makes him feel super important.
  • Teasing: Only with partners he feels a connection with. Otherwise, he hates being teased, and would prefer insulting his partner over teasing.
  • Master/Slave (Master): He likes being in power (when he's confident enough), and the Master/Slave dynamic can make it a little easier for him to feel in control.
  • Degradation/Humiliation: Deems tends to not be confident enough to degrade his partner, but if he ever did gather the courage, he'd love it, because putting someone else down would make him feel better about himself.

Receiving

  • Mommy Kink: He prefers wholesome stuff, though a little "naughty/punishment" stuff is fine, so long as it's lighthearted teasing.
  • Light Femdom: He's too self conscious and anti-pain to like hard stuff, but a little bit of domination is fun to him, especially since he prefers his partner being in charge.
  • Maid/Nurse/Cosplay: He likes women dressing up for him, and any potential roleplay that comes with it. The fact that they're doing extra makes him feel special.

Turn Ons

  • Compliments
  • Boobs
  • Touching
  • Cheating
  • Enthusiastic Consent

Turn Offs

  • Insults
  • Pain
  • Humiliation

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