Marius Acerbi

Basics

SexMale
Age50s
BirthdayAugust 4, 1978 [2022]
Height5'10 (178 cm)
BuildAverage, with defined legs (155 lbs/70 kg)
SexualityAsexual
OccupationDefamation Lawyer
ReligionAtheist
Themes- Spinning a Narrative
- Lying
- Perfectionism

Symbolism

MotifsBulls, Golden Calf, Idols, Measuring Scales
TarotThe Magician
MBTIENTJ-A
ArchetypeThe Joker
AnimalBull
FlowerCandytuft
AlignmentLawful Neutral (borderline Evil)

Conditions

Antisocial Personality Disorder

"Now, I know my client saying 'fuck you, I hate you all, go die' looks bad, but..."

Basic Info

Marius is a laid back—yet also stubborn—lawyer, who rarely lets things 'slide' when he thinks it's important to his cases. He's rather overconfident and smarmy, which grants him lots of fans and detractors, neither of which he seems to mind. He's very dedicated to his job, spending as much time as he can researching his cases and speaking with clients, to the point most dread facing off against him in court.

He rarely raises his voice or shows outright anger, though he can be passive aggressive when dealing with people he's annoyed with, as well as with people he likes to tease.

When not wrapped up in a big case, he prefers relaxing with luxuries: wine, shows, and big vacations.

  • His life's goal is to basically be a real life Mary Sue. On the inside, he's very selfish, but he wants to look perfect on the outside, both in personality and his many talents.
  • Marius doesn't truly care about anyone but himself, yet takes pleasure in helping others, making him an oddly selfish man who's still looking out for the best for people. Life's a game, and the goal is to better the world as best as one can, so one can be lauded eternally in the history books. His ultimate goal in life is to be adored by as many people as possible. Ultimate Attorney? No, he desires to be the Ultimate Idol—a Golden Calf. A Sacred Bull.
  • he sometimes will latch onto a person and decide “I’m going to fix them,” as a sort of game to him, to further boost his ego if he succeeds. He did it with his husband, among some other random people.
  • Outside of court, he's more okay with cheating, but usually only with people he knows are planning on cheating as well.
    • With close friends, they'll often play games with the knowledge they'll both be trying to cheat: the game is more about who can not get caught and win.
  • He adores the sea, and loves boat rides, but he's a terrible swimmer, and can't drive boats well himself.
  • He sings little tunes to himself and others often, almost always about what he's currently doing/what's happening. It's a habit he can't seem to shake.
  • To him, he lives a sort of ‘double life’ in terms of his job and home life: he enjoys the bombasticness and quirk turns of courtroom battles, but outside of work, he prefers a more quiet, calm life. Both are important to him in equal parts, and he somewhat prides himself on being able to turn his ‘legal self’ on and off on a dime; to him, it’s almost like having a superhero alter ego.

Trivia

  • His laurel 'crown' is suposed to resemble bull horns, albeit, they're pretty small as to not be too showy.
  • I likened him to wearing mostly green originally, but purple is a sign of 'magistrates' in Rome, so I decided to go more purple, at least for his work-related stuff.
  • Original name: Marius Asclepius, based off of Mars and the medical symbol, but that was when he was Roman-themed. Now that he's modern day Italian, I wanted to at least make his last name truly Italian. I'd consider his birth name "Mario," but he changed it to "Marius" to work better with non-Italian crowds.
  • Acerbi means "bitter, harsh, severe".
  • He loves boats and water but is a terrible swimmer.
  • He's fascinated by the concept of cooking, but is very bad at using cooking equipment, and at cracking eggs. He is really good at making pasta, though.
  • He carries around a lighter, despite not smoking, simply so he can light other people's cigarettes. He's trying to be super reliable, after all.
  • He hums very often while doing menial tasks, rarely catching that he's doing it. It's just a habit.
  • He has a bunch of alt accounts where he acts a lot more childish, often making fun of his detractors.
  • Candytuft flower: Joy, beauty, sweetness, indifference.

Assets

  • Charisma
  • Patience
  • Mental Faculties
  • Level-Headedness
  • Generosity

Flaws

  • Ego
  • Overconfidence
  • Lack of Empathy
  • Physical Strength
  • Pettiness/Snark

Likes

  • Challenges
  • Gambling (especially Poker)
  • The Sea
  • Jogging
  • Hiking
  • Winning
  • Boats
  • Singing
  • The Spotlight
  • Helping Others
  • Travel

Dislikes

  • Violence
  • Complacency
  • Pessimism
  • Wasting Things
  • Gacha
  • Bad Movies

Philosophy

"Sticks and stones can break bones, but words can build empires."

Words speak louder than actions, with the right audience

Marius is obsessed with the power of words, and it's almost a game of his to prove just how powerful they are, by manipulating as many people as he can by them. His goals are selfish, but not nefarious, genuinely trying to improve people through his words, while also not really caring about the people he's helping, more than as "projects" of his.

History

Main

Childhood: Born to Italian pharmaceutical moguls, Marius lived a pampered life. He flaunted his money, earning him many superficial friends, as well as enemies. This lead to him resenting his status. Shouldn’t people in themselves be more important than their wealth? Besides, currying favor with money was too easy. The fact that ‘commoners’ had to form bonds through interaction and emotional support was fascinating.

College: He moved away from the family business and instead focused on law: a people-oriented job where his ideals could clash against others'. He went into Defamation Law, where it was all about words versus words; it was his wheelhouse, as he had always been fascinated by how powerful mere statements could be, when said in the perfect way, place, and time. He attended the Humboldt University of Berlin, and opted to stay in the city instead of moving back to Italy, given he had already found housing there.

Adult Life: He enjoyed the effort each of his cases required, and the fact that trial watchers were taking notice and sharing translated ‘zingers’ on social media helped boost his healthy ego further. He became a bit of a mini celebrity when he was hired by a German politician, Rolf Deimar, earning him the title of The Bull of Berlin. As of today, the man’s had multiple TV interviews and two books written about him, one on the Deimar trial, and another as an overall biography. And then there's multiple paragraphs about Rolf and their marriage, but this is long enough.



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Gatlin Clingman (Favorite "Project")

Marius

Marius himself “loves” Gatlin, but only superficially. He thinks of every person as a complex puzzle, and his main joy in life comes from cracking these puzzles, bettering their lives through his manipulation. His intentions may be selfish, but the end result of his work is selfless. Gatlin was one of his two big projects, the other being his own husband. He would care very much if Gatlin were to die, but there’d be no empathy behind that disappointment; it’d be like his favorite show getting canceled.

Feelings
Feelings

Gatlin

Gatlin idolizes him to an unhealthy degree, and has adopted some of Marius’ traits: namely the never-ending confidence and trying his best to let nothing phase him. The problem stems from the fact that, unlike Marius, Gatlin does have bouts of uncertainty, which makes him feel inadequate. Little does Gatlin know that Mairus has ASPD, which makes the whole “I don’t care about others’ feelings” a lot easier.

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Rolf Deimar (Husband and "Project")

Marius

Marius "loves" Rolf, as a project. He even married him not out of love, but because "why not." He has no romantic or sexual feelings for Rolf, but he likes him as a project, and as a husband, he has full access to fix him as often as possible.

Feelings
Feelings

Rolf

Rolf relies on Marius heavily to properly communicate with others, and as such, adores him, though will still be prickly with him, simply because that's who he is. Tsundere.

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