Hola, dama.

My name is Armagedón, and this is my website, which has lots of style.

You know what "style" is?

It's what you add to your HTML, to make your page pop.

"Style" is really just CSS, masquerading as HTML, like vampire pretending to be human.

The difference? CSS actually benefits humanity.

Style is what lets me make my "style" text be white, with "color: white;".

Style is what lets me make my blinds a calming grey, with "background-color: grey;".

Style can add padding, margins, borders, scrollboxes, and all sorts of things.

Pretty damn cool, if I say so myself.

I know this is a lot for most to handle, but that's why I'm the detective, and you're the client.

Now... are you ready to get stylish?