Lambert loves children, but is very uncreative, thus all his children but one (the one he wasn't allowed to name) have names closely related to the species they came from.

This stuff is copy-pasted from a D&D campaign, with few edits. It is all very subject to change, mainly just here to archive it.

• Ava: 30
• Elfa: 28
• Geeno: 27
• Hugh: 26
• Draya: 25
• Chrys: Stillborn. Would've been 25
• Orchid: 23
• Yuan: 14
• Draco: 14
• Percy: 8

All of the below are technically half-Tiefling/Drow.

Ava was Lambert's first child, and the one he doted on the most due to it being a new experience for him. He was very much a helicopter parent, doing everything with her, and she became a bit too attached to him due to that, gaining quite the ego. She was initially quite sweet, even after Elfa was born from another mother—given they were both half-elves—but after Lambert had Geeno, a rambunctious little half-gnome, she started closing herself off. She despises Geeno, both due to him diverting attention away from her and because he was a genuinely annoying little gremlin. After Geeno was born, she started spending most of her time in her room.

She enjoys making potions—a hobby she picked up from her dad—though hers tend to be more malicious in nature. She also enjoys doing makeup as a side hobby.

She left Fiction shortly after becoming an adult, and nobody knows where she is.

From an early age, Elfa was mature, studious, and well-rounded, in stark contrast to her elder sister and younger brother. Her and Ava got along as siblings, but unlike Ava, she was fine with Geeno as well. She'd occasionally help Lambert with work (potion-making and inventing), but tended to not spend too long with him, knowing it might upset Ava (helping their dad was her 'thing'). Instead, she'd play with Geeno, allowing the two to work without the destructive gnome getting in the way.

After Ava left the house, Lambert fell into a bit of a depression, and it as Elfa who persuaded him into joining Eka's crew to explore the world: something he had always dreamed of. He asked for her to join him, but she decided to stay home and keep studying to become a lawyer. A few laters, she became a prosecutor, but has not been able to contact the rest of her family, outside of her mom. She hopes to find a means of communicating them again someday.

A happy, reckless man with way too much energy. As a child, he'd always run around the house, accidentally knocking things over with his oversized wings. He has a few injuries from this, as sometimes, he'd end up tripping, falling, and stabbing himself with his own wing talons or horns. He was the quickest child to learn how to fly—though he's never been able to do it well. He's not the brightest, but very good at building things. Toy blocks and trains were his favorite toys as a child, and he'd build his own mini cities, making sure no piece went unused.

As an adult, he became a handyman, and he loves his job. He's still a tad reckless. People often mistake him for a child, due to his gnome stature and childlike wonder.

Hugh is the least quirky of Lambert's children. Growing up, Ava and Geeno tended to stress him out, so he mainly kept to himself, or hung out with Elfa, despite the age gap. He's very passionate about jazz, due to growing up with the genre, thanks to Lambert. His favorite instrument is the saxophone, like Lambert, but he also enjoys playing the trombone and trumpet.

Hugh is a high school band teacher, and thanks to dealing with his quirky family growing up, he's pretty used to dealing with unruly teens (even if it does still stress him out). His favorite part of his job is teaching the jazz ensemble after school.

Hugh really misses Elfa, and has been trying to reconnect with her while in Metrianda, but has had no luck thus far. He's just a band teacher, after all.

Draya is a sweet, soft-spoken woman that is regrettably considered monstrous by some, due to her spider abdomen and tiefling wings. She had a few medical complications as a child, and is still a bit weak because of it. She can move her wings, but they are far too small and weak to ever let her fly.

She originally wanted to be a doctor or nurse, but due to her large body making it hard to move around small hospital rooms, she instead became a paramedic.

Dwara was born from another pirate on the ship, and while she enjoyed Lambert's coddling as a toddler, once she was in her pre-teens, she preferred hanging out with her mother, a more gruff pirate woman. Lambert was especially invested in her once her beard started growing in (he loved how fluffy it was!), but regrettably, this made her push away from him even more.

After Eka's ship landed, her and her mother formed their own mini pirate crew, and sailed the Underglass until they died of old age.

When Lambert heard about 'gem' people, he really wanted to have a kid with one, but regrettably, it never 'formed' into anything, and the mother seemed to have been lost in the process as well. Despite it being a mutual decision to have a child, he feels incredibly guilty for what happened, and now uses 'Chrys' as the base for his Homonculus Servant instead, giving it 'life' through magic and tinkering.

Originally named 'Orca,' she begged Lambert to change her name to 'Orchid,' after she realized her name wasn't a real one. She was very calm and motherly growing up, collecting different species dolls to take care of; Lambert helped grow this collection by making sure to pick up a new doll from each world he visited, and they often played 'family' together, with Lambert being the dolls' proud grandparent who 'visited' her house for tea and cookies.

Once she was an adult, she started visiting different worlds with Lambert, until she fell in love with one so much that she ended up settling down there, soon becoming a real mother of many kids, along with a loving husband. She opened up an orphanage, and lived a happy, peaceful life full of love and family. Rob ended up being one of her last children, though he was later summoned as a Hero of The Moon, shortly after she died.

Orchid's still-living son. A no-nonsense workaholic who likes to knit in his freetime—a hobby he picked up from his mother. He's bit of a softie with children, but gruff on the job. Deals mainly in espionage, along with his partner, Jessica. He has no ties to Lambert outside of their blood, as he was born well after Lambert left Orchid's world.

The normally mature Rob has a childish hatred for Robasa, given people keep confusing his name for the city. He genuinely hates the fact that The Moon is now working with them, but he sucks it up and does what he's ordered to do. He often wears hints of yellow on his clothing—and no purple—to try to further distance himself from the city, and he is grateful for his yellow irises.

As a toddler, Unil had trouble with her horns, often poking people or knocking things over if her head got too close. After a few particularly bad encounters, she closed herself off, preferring to play strategy games in her room instead of playing with other kids. Once she was older and in more control of her movement, she caught the attention of many men thanks to her alluring looks, which broke her out of her shell a bit. No surprise, she ended up becoming a model, though she has held a few minor roles in movies as well.

She is the horniest of Lambert's children (pun).

Carol's half-Yuan-Ti son, a down to earth pushover who tends to adopt whatever other people tell him to adopt, whether that be new hobbies or literal animals. He's a really sweet guy, but not very emotive, usually looking pretty bored.

Yuan owns the Yuan-Ti shop (a tea shop), named by Lambert. Just a few years after opening, the Ti Shop became a bit of a cat cafe, thanks to Lambert continuously bringing stray cats in, begging Yuan to give them a home. If he were more forceful, he would've likely said 'no,' but instead, he kept adopting every single one, and eventually he did grow to truly adore them. He went back to school for medicine, and earned a veterinary license so he could better take care of the cats. Now the Ti Shop has lots of animals in it, though cats are still the main focus.

Draco was considered pretty scary looking by his peers, but instead of feeling like an outcast, he embraced it and went even further by adding bright red makeup to his face and wings. Looks aside, he was a rather studious kid who rarely got into trouble (if not just because all he had to do to scare away most bullies was open up his brilliant red wings).

With a flair for the dramatic, he acted in a lot of plays in school (always an antagonist), and was extra motivated when he learned that Lambert's parents were actors as well. He ends up following in his never-met grandparents' footsteps, becoming an actor himself, still almost always playing the villain.

Lambert and Carol's second child, and only child he didn't name himself, at Carol's behest. She's much more expressive and playful than Yuan, but a bit of a troublemaker, liking to deceive people for fun. She's a bit violent as well, though this is often accidental, as she's not a good judge on just how much force is required to make an innocent gesture into something painful (she may wrap an injury too tightly or pinch someone to the point of pain).

She's still a child, but for the time being, she has dreams of exploring the world, like her dad and mom do.

Pyrite joined the crew thinking it was a 'Pyrite Ship' of her kind, and closed herself off when she realized it was just a bunch of other strange species. Lambert, always worrying about people's emotions, ends up visiting her often, giving her gifts or asking if she wants to play, assuming she was a child. Eventually, she did open up to Lambert, and started following him around like a baby chick, much to his joy. In time, he asked her if she wanted to be his daughter, and not really knowing what that meant, she said 'yes.'

In reality, she is much older than Lambert, though she has the processing power of a child.